Destiny Calls...Destiny-I hear it call me, As the “Chosen one” from a peasant family in a small mountain village, To journey with a group of knights from a secret society, So I can be trained by the forest sprites to be a great warrior, Because I’ll need to be one so I can fulfill the destinyful quest, Of defeating Zorkleback’s army with the help of my father’s sword, “Gormethtron-Ralphanagus-zippy-flambo-wickwammer-Jonathanite-Bob”.Destiny Calls...
It calls me, Down a flight of windy stone stairs to a pool of lava, while the battle rages above, Onto a shak
Donde Estan Mis PantalonesYo me desperté en la mañana Quise comer unas bananas,Donde Estan Mis Pantalones
Necesité ropas para llevar Así que pude comer y bailar,
Pero no pude ir y comer los tostones, Porque no pude encontrar mis pantalones! -- Mis pantalones son mis amigos mejor, Llevo a mi escuela y mi trabajo,
Quiero mucho encontré ellos, Entonces unas fresas pueden bailar conmigo.
Y nosotros todos comemos mi madre's tostones, ¿Donde estan mis pantalones? -- Así que traté encontrar ellos, Yo busqué en un museo.
Busqu&#
The Pseudo-Paper CutterThou art worthless about thine entire circumference, Unusable blade! Thine skill at cutting at cutting poster board, Art no better that that of dull safety scissors!The Pseudo-Paper Cutter
Yea, my teeth could've gnawed, A straighter cut than thou hath wrought!
Thine form is like unto a pizza cutter, If thou wast sharp enough I'd use thee, To cut you a pizza my mind!
And, feed it to you! And have you choke on it. And die. Ha ha ha. Fie to darnation!
Excuseth me, And who art thou? An adolescent group of superheroes with two-dimensional over-generic pe
Tender, I guess...
Tender
Get my letter yet?
It's about time I wrote you.
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NOW GET OFF MY LAWN
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Brilliant but disturbed, VERY very disturbed.
not really doin much right now, though
how's newspaper going for you?
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NOW GET OFF MY LAWN
>.>
Hi there...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I'll call you later! <3
It's spring break, and I was wonderin if you were still coming to florida. Do you even have my new cell number??
because i love you D:
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Without the second ammendment, all others are suggestions.
DO NOT meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with KETCHUP.
<3
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Brilliant but disturbed, VERY very disturbed.
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