GettaCluu

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Destiny Calls... by GettaCluu, literature

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Destiny Calls...

Destiny-I hear it call me, As the “Chosen one” from a peasant family in a small mountain village, To journey with a group of knights from a secret society, So I can be trained by the forest sprites to be a great warrior, Because I’ll need to be one so I can fulfill the destinyful quest, Of defeating Zorkleback’s army with the help of my father’s sword, “Gormethtron-Ralphanagus-zippy-flambo-wickwammer-Jonathanite-Bob”. It calls me, Down a flight of windy stone stairs to a pool of lava, while the battle rages above, Onto a shaky tightrope above the boiling pool of bubbling magma, To cross swords w

Donde Estan Mis Pantalones by GettaCluu, literature

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Donde Estan Mis Pantalones

Yo me desperté en la mañana Quise comer unas bananas, Necesité ropas para llevar Así que pude comer y bailar, Pero no pude ir y comer los tostones, Porque no pude encontrar mis pantalones! -- Mis pantalones son mis amigos mejor, Llevo a mi escuela y mi trabajo, Quiero mucho encontré ellos, Entonces unas fresas pueden bailar conmigo. Y nosotros todos comemos mi madre's tostones, ¿Donde estan mis pantalones? -- Así que traté encontrar ellos, Yo busqué en un museo. Busqué en mis calcetines y la cafeteria En la biblioteca y mi mochila Yo no conozco adonde yo pone. Pienso perd

The Pseudo-Paper Cutter by GettaCluu, literature

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The Pseudo-Paper Cutter

Thou art worthless about thine entire circumference, Unusable blade! Thine skill at cutting at cutting poster board, Art no better that that of dull safety scissors! Yea, my teeth could've gnawed, A straighter cut than thou hath wrought! Thine form is like unto a pizza cutter, If thou wast sharp enough I'd use thee, To cut you a pizza my mind! And, feed it to you! And have you choke on it. And die. Ha ha ha. Fie to darnation! Excuseth me, And who art thou? An adolescent group of superheroes with two-dimensional over-generic personalities? Can this wait? If thou can see-est it not, I'm a tad occupied. Oh wretches, thou inte

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Oh, what a Knife. by GettaCluu, literature

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Oh, what a Knife.

Oh, what a Knife. Sharpest in recorded history. It helped me to commit mutiny, What an overthrow, what a knife. Oh, what a Knife. You know I don’t even know it’s brand name, But my enemies never looked quite the same. Holy sandwiches, What a knife. Oh, they, thought they had me outnumbered when they walked In the room and they, Had their lives all ended very soon. Oh, what a knife, and as soon as the captain and his men could see. That with my knife I was going to win inevitably. They surrendered, what a knife! They underestimated the damage it would render. Mixing them up like puree on a blender. Oh, what a knife

Angst of the Unmatched by GettaCluu, literature

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Angst of the Unmatched

The common nitwit is about me on every side, In the land there is no horse equal to that I ride, I desire only an opponent who challenges my skill, I’ve written so many personal ads I’ve worn out my best quill. If I could only cry as far as the hawk’s eye can see, Where art thou my fore-destined enemy? Though this sad world with pathetic mortals seems a boringly harmless place, I’ll keep my sword sharp, drawn and ready until the day I see thy face.

An Ode To The Sticky Oxytrope by GettaCluu, literature

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An Ode To The Sticky Oxytrope

Oh oxytropis viscida, Thou posess white and blueish lavender flowers most appealing. And your stiff leaf blades composed of 20 to 40 leaflets, Have an erect and sticky feeling. I search the corners of the Earth, To find the place that thou abides. And I find that your natural habitat is, Alaska's dry slopes and roadsides. If only thoust would bloom year round, And be a delicacy to my eye. But I must wait to see thine face, Until cometh late June and July.

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Ooo... that explains it. by GettaCluu, literature

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Ooo... that explains it.

I say thou, knave, beast! Givest me now thine excuse! Pardon me much sir, Excuse for what trespass? For life, for existance! Thy alibi for being so, Give me reason of birth, life & death! Show proof for what has been, is being and will be! What evidence is there for EVER BEING A TANGIBLE CONCEPT???!? Tell me, wretched pincone flopper, say or nair say?!? & the submission thereof, should be in the form of one of those little pink form thingys. OR ELSETH! Fie upon thee! Fie upon thine face! Fie upon thine mother! Fie upon thou's common trousers! Cheapeth 2 cent bloomers! Fie upon thine citrus fruit , minutemaid um.. SUBSTANC

The Perky Poem by GettaCluu, literature

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The Perky Poem

As the dictionary guide word just happened to be "illustrative" The aabba sequence of limericks led me to auto-ryhme it with legislative, Ah, congress, yea that elected congregation of a... um, jam jar, Which should without a doubt be replaced by Hamtar- -O, I say this is turning out to be quite contemplative! NO, REALLY, LET'S START GETTING HAPPY HERE. As I skip through the summer grass, wild and free, Other cadets in my company are looking quite oddly at me, But I trouble myself not with the coldness on their parts, Because their reward for walking instead of skipping will be clogged atreries and dead hearts, I think I'm just abo

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Artist // Literature

United States
Deviant for 17 years

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Current Residence: Meadowland
Favourite style of art: Surreal,Impressionism or cartooning
Operating System: Not really

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Van Gough and the other impressionists

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Not to sound egocentric, but it's probably me.

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Blues Clues!

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GettaCluu

Dec 23, 2007

Tender, I guess...

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I am back, finally. And I am here. I am not anywhere else. Home. Appearantly the screen says I'm feeling tender. However, I do not think I would be a good tendercrispy sammich. NO SAMMICH.... :( Anyways, so I tried to answer everything, actually there wasn't all that much once I deleted all that random stuuf from the coloring club, but in case I accidently deleted a nifty drawing of yours that was worth commenting on please tell meh! The freakin end.

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GettaCluu

Aug 25, 2007

Twhat? Hey look Garlic...

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Wow, I'm really goin back to school the day after tomorrow? What's school? You mean there are other people in the world besides those I am related to and those that attend my church? Are you sure? I think I remember, but for all I know I could be making it all up in my head... ... It's going to be wierd going back and actually talking to people again, instead of just thinking about what I remember of them. Anyways, so I'm pretty happy right now because I've been trying to grow some kind of plant of my own for the past two to three years or something. I try a lot, watered them and sang to them and everything, but none of the seeds wo

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Jul 14, 2007

4 Sure

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KAY,SO.... WHO got a five on their World History AP exam?????? Somebody else appearantly, but that's ok, because I'm thrilled with my 4, I wasn't even sure I was going to pass after I missed so many multiple choice questions. I never thought I'd say this but, THANK SANDWICHES FOR THE FREE RESPONSE ESSAY QUESTIONS!!!!! And some company in New York sent me an air freshener for no appearant reason. I put it in my room and it made the whole upstairs smell like "Vanilla Pride" Oh, and the reason I've only been answering half my coments and Devwatch things when I've been logging on is because I've been trying to work my scanner, which now not